A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street. But officer, the man said, I can explain.
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Just be quiet, snapped the officer. I’m going to put you in jail until the chief gets back.
But ,officer, I ….
I said to keep quiet! You are going to jail!
A few hours later, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, You are lucky because the chief is at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.
Are you sure? answered the man in the cell. I’m the groom.