1.男孩对女孩说：“如果你愿意，我愿意！！！”（暗语你猜出来了吗？）
2.今天我也当了回“HR”！我看了半天，对乌龟说：“你们谁先动我就买谁！”（HR=猎头）
3.去闲逛，小凤与同学走失，突然商场广播响起：“请小凤小朋友速到二楼广播台，你妈妈在找你……”
4.提问：哈尔滨停水4天，要赶上拉肚子了怎么办？
回答：有病就去医院，有车就去野外，有亲戚就去亲戚家，有朋友就去朋友家。你会冬泳吗？那就去松花江拉！
如果以上全不通过，请拉在自己的裤兜里，找个热乎地方烘干，四天后洗裤子！
5.今日正午起，工大进入全面停水状态，为帮大家顺利度过缺水期，我们特提供以下应急方案：
刷牙用白醋，因为它能杀灭细菌、除异味且清新；洗脸用牛奶，因为它温和无刺激性，还能滋润肌肤；泡脚用哈啤，因为它松骨、润肤、活血通络。
6.其实奥运吉祥物应该设计为“百万雄师过大江”，每一百万个形态各异，以收藏价值赚翻。
7.now business is bad! why?
"It's because of the bird flu!"
8.The rumor says that anyone who complains about the handsome guy or the cool guy will be dragged out and beaten up, their eyes gouged, hair pulled out, face splashed with acid, teeth knocked out and tongue cut off! Even MIMI will be cut off!
9.This weekend we don't accept gifts; we only accept mineral water! The boy holds a bottle of mineral water instead of chocolates or roses - my eyes are only on you!!
10.During roll call after class if you're not present your final grade will be deducted by 50 points!
I jumped over it when they called my name... then I shouted: "Teacher, you missed one!"
The old teacher looked down at me and said: "There wasn't any..."
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