1.男孩对女孩说：“如果你愿意，我愿意！！！”（暗语你猜出来了吗？）
2.今天我也当了回“HR”！我看了半天，对乌龟说：“你们谁先动我就买谁！”（HR=猎头）
3.去闲逛，小凤与同学走失，突然商场广播响起：“请小凤小朋友速到二楼广播台，你妈妈在找你……”
4.提问：哈尔滨停水4天，要赶上拉肚子了怎么办？
回答：你工作了没？那就去单位拉！
5.今日正午起，工大进入全面停水状态，据说至少四天，为帮大家顺利度过缺水期，特提供以下应急方案：
6.其实，奥运吉祥物应该设计为“百万雄师过大江”，一共一百万个，形态各异，要买就得一次买100万个，不然就失去收藏价值。
7.now business is not good!
8.Let's make a bet, whoever loses will be the one to buy dinner.
9.This weekend I won't accept any gifts, and the only gift I'll accept is mineral water!
10.The teacher said that if you don't come to class during roll call, your final grade will be deducted by 50 points!
11.Harbin city has been experiencing a water shortage for four days, sponsored by Nongfu Spring!
12.A girl being robbed trembled and said: "I'm from Minzu University, just graduated but still haven't found a job..."
13.I'm afraid of two kinds of people: those who discriminate against others based on their race; those who are black; and those who can't count!
14.When playing CS, I saw someone with glasses holding a "51" straight towards me, with the words "wo shi dang yuan,follow me!!!" written below.
15.My most hated thing is when someone pretends to be something they're not in order to impress others.
16.Don't wake up no matter how hard you try~ The teacher said that today's class would end here... Then woke up~
17.In our dormitory, there was an SG guy who just learned how to play the violin... That sound was like using fingernails to scrape across a pot bottom...
18.A fellow student asked her boyfriend out for marriage after hearing about this news... She agreed without hesitation.
19.The party secretary reported that our school had 14 party members among whom 8 were male students.
20."What should we eat when it's cold?" "Eating cotton helps keep warm!"
21.If replying comments were considered virtuous behavior then I would have become a saint long ago!
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