众所周知，除了生日小丑和独角滑稽秀演员，最厉害的段子手就是各家的爸爸们。他们最擅长一词多用，妙语连珠。尽管他们这种喜剧风格并不是所有的人都钟爱，但对于一个不失时机的小笑话，任何人都会报以好感，哪怕是极少的一点好感。如果讲笑话的人讲完笑话又开始发出雷鸣般的傻笑，再加上一个经典的“枪”型手势，观众们更是控制不住要发笑了。来看看下面从全网搜集的最佳“爸爸笑话”。 [Photo/Pexels] 1. Today, my son asked me if I had a bookmark, and I burst into tears. He's already eleven years old and still doesn't know my name is Brian.
My wife was really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and walked right.
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who?!
DAD: Uh, I can't remember...I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!!!?
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity; it's impossible to put down!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon; I'll let you know.
What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
10.My daughter screeched,"Daaaaaad,you haven't listened to one word i've said,hav eyou!?!"What a strange way to start a conversation with me..
11.A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas.These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
网友评论：
1.Brian，我真为你难过，有一天他会明白的。
2.I love this one.
3.Groan - nice one!
4.This was so stupid that i actually laughed out loud.
5.If the kid wants to avoid arrest, he should go under cover
6.You must obey gravity,it's the law
7.What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
8.Eggs still came first,but for another reason.The first chicken had to come out of a chicken egg as it would otherwise not be called that.The animal that laid it however does not necessarily had been called "chicken" yet...
9.You got me
10.Nice one!
11.Ha! Nice
