众所周知，除了生日小丑和独角滑稽秀演员，最厉害的段子手就是各家的爸爸们。他们最擅长一词多用，妙语连珠。尽管他们这种喜剧风格并不是所有的人都钟爱，但对于一个不失时机的小笑话，任何人都会报以好感，哪怕是极少的一点好感。如果讲笑话的人讲完笑话又开始发出雷鸣般的傻笑，再加上一个经典的“枪”型手势，观众们更是控制不住要发笑了。来看看下面从全网搜集的最佳“爸爸笑话”。 [Photo/Pexels] 1. Today, my son asked me if I had a bookmark, and I burst into tears. He's already eleven years old and still doesn't know my name is Brian.
网友评论： So sorry Brian, one day he'll get it! Brian我真为你难过，有一天他会明白的。
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and went right.
网友评论：I love this one. 好喜欢这个笑话
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who?!
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife……
网友评论：Groan - nice one! 大笑不止——这个笑話真不錯！
（注：WITHERSPOON与with a spoon谐音）
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
网友评论：This was so stupid that i actually laughed out loud. 这個幽默既蠢又讓我爆發大聲咯哈哈。
（注：Greece与greese谐音）
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
网友评论：If the kid wants to avoid arrest, he should go undercover ;)
（注：“resisting a rest”还可以理解为“拒绝休息”，undercover还可以理解成“躲在披盖下面”）
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity; it's impossible to put down!
网友评论：You must obey gravity; it's the law 你不能违抗重力，这是自然法则。
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
网友评论：What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
（注：“Nobody knows”与no body nose谐音；"No idea"与no eye deer谐音）
8.I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon; I'll let you know when they arrive!
9.What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
10.My daughter screeched,'Daaaaaad,you haven’t listened to one wordI’ve said,haven’tyou?!'
11.A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaicaand$3intheBahamas—thesearethepie ratesoftheCaribbean!
每个人的生活中都有那么几个让人忍俊不禁、心情舒畅的时候，那些简单而精彩的小短文，让我们在快节奏的生活中找到片刻宁静，也许就像这篇文章一样，用幽默温暖的心态，与大家分享快乐。
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