A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
I couldn‘t help noticing how happy you look, she said. What‘s your secret for a long happy life?
I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, he said. I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise.
That‘s amazing, the woman said. How old are you?‘
Twenty-six, he said.
