一、史上最搞笑的十大笑话新解 1、一对老夫妇在浪漫的七夕之夜，海面波涛汹涌，他们一起乘船旅游。就在那天，一股巨大的浪潮袭来，老妇人不幸失足落水。经过几天的努力打捞，最终将她遗体找回。当大家打开她的衣物时，意外发现了一颗价值10万元的珍珠贝。这让老先生非常是心动，他说：“把珍珠留给我，这尸体就重新扔回大海。”他的理由令人难以置信。2、一位吝啬如牛的丈夫和妻子因为琐事争吵起来。他看到家中的东西被破坏了，就紧张地止住了争执，说：“别再吵了！”妻子好奇地问他怕什么？丈夫回答说：“我怕我们的衣服到街上去打！”。3、这两天媳妇对他特别警惕，让他每小时都要准时与她视频通话。他疑惑地说：“你受到了什么刺激？”媳妇严肃地回答道：“像三多这样的男人都有人说他包大学生，这个世界……”然后她继续道，“虽然你没有钱，但年轻有才华，有修养，也能吸引人。你不要担心，我会一直守护着你的。”
二、史上最搞笑十大笑话精选 1、“以后咱俩互相尊重，我改掉骂人的习惯，你也不要动不动就打人怎么样？” husband agreed, but with a condition: “If you ever insult me again, I'll kill you!” his wife was furious and shouted back, “You dare!”
2、“After years of infertility, the couple finally decided to consult a doctor. The doctor told them that they were too shy to have sex. So the man went home and started shouting at his wife from outside the bedroom window: 'YOU ARE TOO SHY!'”
3、“A couple was having dinner one evening when she said to him, 'I'm feeling very cold.' He immediately got up and turned on the heater. She then asked for a blanket and he brought her one. Finally, she asked for some hot water to make tea. He poured her a cup of boiling water.”
三、史上最搞笑十大笑话合集 1,”My dear friend,” said Jim to his wife one day," I've been feeling really terrible lately." His wife replied sarcastically," Well, if wild pigs can live for fifty years and domestic pigs only five; if wild dogs can live twenty years while domestic dogs only eight—life must be exhilarating! Who says you're not moving? You're as sluggish as a turtle!" Jim retorted," How long do turtles live?"
