众所周知，除了生日小丑和独角滑稽秀演员，最厉害的段子手就是各家的爸爸们。他们最擅长一词多用，妙语连珠。尽管他们这种喜剧风格并不是所有的人都钟爱，但对于一个不失时机的小笑话，任何人都会报以好感，哪怕是极少的一点好感。如果讲笑话的人讲完笑话又开始发出雷鸣般的傻笑，再加上一个经典的“枪”型手势，观众们更是控制不住要发笑了。来看看下面从全网搜集的最佳“爸爸笑话”。 [Photo/Pexels] 1. Today, my son asked me if I had a bookmark, and I burst into tears. He's already eleven years old and still doesn't know my name is Brian.
My wife was really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and walked right.
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who?!
DAD: Uh, I can't remember...I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife……
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity; it's impossible to put down!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon; I'll let you know later.
What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
My daughter screeched at me,"Daaaaaad,you haven't listened to one word i've said,haven't you!?What a strange way to start talking with me..
11.A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaicaand $3in the Bahamas.These are the "pie rates"ofthe Caribbean.
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So sorry Brian,someday he'll get it!
Brian我真为你难过，有一天他会明白。
I love this one.
Good joke
Groan - nice one!
This was so stupid that i actually laughed out loud.
If that kid wants to avoid arrest ,he should seek cover
You must obey gravity,it's natural law
What do you call deer without eyes ?No idea.
Eggs came first for another reason.The first chicken has come out of an egg as otherwise it would not be called such.The animal laying them however does not necessarily need be called "chicken yet".
You got me.
Ha! Nice
