众所周知，除了生日小丑和独角滑稽秀演员，最厉害的段子手就是各家的爸爸们。他们最擅长一词多用，妙语连珠。尽管他们这种喜剧风格并不是所有的人都钟爱，但对于一个不失时机的小笑话，任何人都会报以好感，哪怕是极少的一点好感。如果讲笑话的人讲完笑话又开始发出雷鸣般的傻笑，再加上一个经典的“枪”型手势，观众们更是控制不住要发笑了。来看看下面从全网搜集的最佳“爸爸笑话”。 [Photo/Pexels] 1. Today, my son asked me if I had a bookmark, and I burst into tears. He's already eleven years old and still doesn't know my name is Brian.
My wife was furious because she said I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and walked right.
DAD: "I heard an actress just killed herself on the radio." MOM: "Who?!" DAD: "Uh... Reese something?" MOM: "WITHERSPOON!!!!!!" DAD: No, it was with a knife...
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity; it's impossible to put down!
What do you call someone with no body or nose? Nobody knows.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon; let you know later.
What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
10.My daughter screeched at me, 'Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said! Have you!?'
11.A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica and $3 in the Bahamas; these are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
网友评论：
1.Brian，我真为你难过，有一天他会明白的。
2.I love this one.
3.Groan - nice one!
4.This was so stupid that i actually laughed out loud.
5.If the kid wants to avoid a rest, he should go under cover
6.You must obey gravity; it's the law
7.What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
8.Eggs still came first but for another reason...
9.You got me.
10.Nice one!
11.Ha! Nice
