笑到停不下来
搞笑说说短句子笑死人：《笑到停不下来》
生意兴隆
一个小伙在街头摆摊， sells all sorts of weird things like dried frogs, turtle shells and whatnots. Passersby are naturally curious about the unusual items on display, but they're also a bit wary. One day, a customer approaches the stall and asks for something "really rare." The vendor thinks for a moment before saying, "Well, I have just the thing." He reaches behind his counter and pulls out... a used tissue! The customer is taken aback but decides to buy it anyway.
科技创新
A man walks into an Apple store with his dog in tow. The salesperson greets them warmly and asks if he can help them find anything. The man replies that he's looking for a new phone case to protect his dog's paw from getting hurt when he accidentally presses buttons while walking around with him.
食物冒险
A friend asked me to try this new restaurant she discovered because she heard their menu was very unique - everything was named after different parts of the human body! She ordered the 'Liver' (which turned out to be liver pâté) and I opted for 'Thighs' (which were actually chicken wings). As we dug in, my friend suddenly stopped eating her dish and looked at me worriedly.
旅行趣事
A tourist went to China and wanted desperately to try some authentic Chinese street food so he ventured into one of these small eateries where locals often go for quick meals called ""(dian kan). He pointed at something on the menu without knowing its name or ingredients; luckily it happened to be something simple like boiled noodles with vegetables.
生活小趣味
My roommate recently bought one of those smart coffee mugs that can keep your drink hot or cold as long as you want by using heat/cooling pads inside it - pretty nifty tech! However, after setting up this fancy mug last night before bed only had time enough sleep until early morning when I woke up feeling extremely thirsty from dehydration caused by not drinking enough water during my entire nap period due solely because there wasn't any available tap water nearby since my roommates forgot turn off heater which made whole apartment really warm & humid even though we use dehumidifier already setted up inside our living space now i'm forced drink lots more than usual amount usually consume per day hoping avoid health issues related overhydration later down road
