husbands and wives, as they say, are the best of friends. but sometimes their friendship can lead to some hilarious moments.
In this story, we meet a couple who has been married for over 20 years. They have two grown children and live in a cozy little house on the outskirts of town. The husband works as an accountant while his wife is a part-time teacher at the local school.
One day, while their children were away at college, the couple decided to take a break from their daily routine and go out for dinner together. They chose a fancy restaurant that they had been meaning to visit for quite some time now.
As they sat down at their table by the window, they noticed that there was something peculiar about it - it had no chair! The waiter came over to them with a sheepish grin on his face and said that he was sorry but there seemed to be some sort of mix-up with the reservations system.
The husband couldn't help but burst into laughter at this unexpected turn of events. "Well," he said with a chuckle, "I guess we'll just have to stand up all night!" His wife giggled along with him as they both stood up from their seats and started swaying back forth like dancers in an old-school dance club video.
The other diners around them couldn't help but stare in amusement as these two middle-aged people danced like fools right there in front of everyone! But what made it even more interesting was that none of them seemed bothered by it; instead many people were taking pictures or videos on their phones!
when you least expect it...
This couple had always been known for being rather adventurous so when one evening after dinner (which consisted mainly of pizza) ,they stumbled upon an ad flyer for skydiving lessons - something neither one had ever done before nor would do again if given another chance!
After much persuasion from each other (the wife won), they signed themselves up immediately without giving any thought about how utterly terrified each might be facing such heights & free fall speeds!! As I recall vividly: my heart racing wildly due not only fear itself but also anticipation-anticipation-anticipation which eventually led me into making silly jokes ("Let's make sure our insurance covers 'fear' too!") .
3.the perfect storm
It began innocently enough; during lunchtime shopping spree , she found herself captivated by those adorable animal onesies online store offered – cute fluffy panda onesie caught her eye most notably . She bought one impulsively thinking "Why not? Life is short let's enjoy." He however got annoyed when she insisted wearing such attire outside saying “You're gonna get laughed at” & thus ensued heated debate turning quickly towards embarrassment & anger . Eventually agreeing against her will NOT TO WEAR IT IN PUBLIC places , she felt defeated yet still refused accepting reality fully knowing full well what’s coming next...
4.everything comes full circle
Over breakfast conversation turned towards topics involving age-old questions regarding relationships between men & women: Who does more household chores? Should women cook meals or men take care laundry?. Both agreed wholeheartedly on sharing responsibilities fairly equally amongst both partners without bias toward gender roles . At end realizing how ridiculous arguments really are — especially considering all life experiences shared throughout marriage — exchanged warm smiles embracing love once again amidst occasional disagreements about trivial things..
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