The Multi-Purpose Fly Swatter(Originally in English)A mother came home from shopping for tea, and sawthat some tea had already been made by her15-year-old daughter. The mother then asked thedaughter, "Did you use the tea strainer?"Because in England they use chopped tea leaves tomake tea, and you have to use a tea strainer tostrain out the tea leaves, and then drink only the liquid.And the daughter said, "Yes, mother, I did filter thetea leaves. But I couldn't find the tea strainer,so I used the fly swatter." The mother said, "Oh!My God! Why did you do that? You shouldn't havedone that!" And the daughter said, "Oh mother,don't panic. It's just an old one. I didn't use the new one."多功能苍蝇拍母亲购物回来，想喝点茶，发现她15岁的女儿已经泡好茶了，就问女儿：‘你用滤茶器了吗？’因为英国人用碎茶叶来泡茶，所以要用滤茶器过滤出茶水来喝。女儿回答：‘妈，我有过滤，但因为找不到滤茶器，所以就用苍蝇拍来过滤。’母亲听了就说：‘噢！怎么搞的，你不能这样做啦！’女儿回答：‘妈，你不要紧张，我只是用那支旧的苍蝇拍，没有用新的那支！’
