1.男孩对女孩说：“如果你愿意，我愿意！！！”（暗语你猜出来了吗？）
2.今天我也当了回“HR”！我看了半天，对乌龟说：“你们谁先动我就买谁！”（HR=猎头）
3.去闲逛，小凤与同学走失，突然商场广播响起：“请小凤小朋友速到二楼广播台，你妈妈在找你……”
4.提问：哈尔滨停水4天，要赶上拉肚子了怎么办？
回答：有没有想过，在家里搞个“生态洗手池”，一边冲水一边唱歌，一不留神，就能把病菌都洗掉啦！
5.今日正午起，工大进入全面停水状态，据说至少四天，为帮大家顺利度过缺水期，特提供以下应急方案：
刷牙用白醋，杀灭细菌，去除异味，让人倍增自信；至于洗脸，不成问题，用牛奶，它纯净无刺激性，还能滋润柔嫩的面部肌肤。
6.其实奥运吉祥物应该设计为“百万雄师过大江”，一共一百万个，要买就得一次买100万个，一少一个就失去收藏价值，这不是赚翻了么？
7.now business is bad, right?
Old Big Brother: Why?
Little Sister: It's because of the bird flu!
8.据说凡是在主版控告一个帅哥或是另一个帅哥的，都会被拖出去剥光头发、泼硫酸、敲掉牙齿、割掉舌头做棍子，并且包括MIMI一起切除！
9这个周末不收礼物，只收矿泉水！表白的小伙子手里拿的是娃哈哈矿泉水——我的眼里只有你！
10下课点名，如果没来期末成绩将被扣50分！念到了一兄弟时不知怎么就跳过去，所以他大喊了一声：“老师，你漏点了！”
11此次哈尔滨市停水由农夫山泉独家赞助！
12。一女遇劫匪颤抖曰：“俺是矿大的刚毕业，都没找到真的没有钱……”劫匪听后竟然痛哭流涕，“妹子，我们也是矿大的，你拿好证，有前面的抢劫的是我们自己人！”
13.(Haerbin University) I : Rumor says Haerbin will have an earthquake? What if that happens when we're in XX?
Boyfriend: That would be perfect; I won't need to move myself.
14.I hate two kinds of people:
1.those who discriminate by race;
2.black people;
3.those who can't count!
15.Playing CS, saw a glasses-wearing thug with a "51" straight towards me, and below it was written - "I'm the party leader, follow me!!!"
16.Can't wake up no matter how hard you shake... Teacher said one sentence - "Today's class ends here..." Woke up...
17.In our dorm room, someone just learned to play the violin; those notes were like scratching on a pot lid... sharp sounds piercing our eardrums! Out of kindness, we didn't criticize him.
(To Be Continued)
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