1、一妹子问我：啥叫屌丝啊?我忧伤的道：我这种的就是屌丝埃妹子：你以前不是么?
2、和闺蜜出去旅游，累了在树下休息。突然几滴鸟屎滴到我脸上了，我还没反应过来，闺蜜就拿手帮我抹匀，边说，你的防晒霜没摸匀呢......3、我对网上认识的一个妹子说：“在在在喜喜欢的人人人的面面前，我说说话会结结巴”她回：“你装B啊，聊QQ而已，你键盘也会结巴?”4、今天早上同事跑我旁边一个劲的说今天吃了两个茶叶蛋。卧槽你这不是表明跑来炫富的么?我回了一句我有八百万。然后，他说：I see that, this picture taken with pixel is quite clear!5、跟同事上厕所，上完I first come out to wash my hands. Later he also comes out to wash, I tease him and say: "Are you afraid of urine?" He looks at me in terror: "Damn it, you!"6、一哥儿们对一女神说：“生日晚会上你最漂亮!”“谢谢! I am also very careful!” The goddess is very proud. Brother says: “So, are all the guests carefully selected by you?” 1、一哥儿们对一女神说：“生日晚会上你最漂亮!”“谢谢! I am also very careful!” The goddess is very proud. Brother says: “So, are all the guests carefully selected by you?”
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