失恋的男友在饭店里，心情沉重地对服务员说：“我刚被女朋友甩了，能给我一道能体现我心情的菜吗？”服务员毫不犹豫地上了一杯凉白开和一块猪肉。男友看了看，不解地问：“这叫什么？”
服务员微笑着回答：“这就是‘心痛的感觉’。”男友感到恼怒地说：“你怎么把一杯水和块猪肉当做表达失恋感受的菜？这种‘心痛’可太假了！”服务员面无表情地说，“这道菜价格是250元。”
男友惊讶又愤怒，他质问：“那你的‘凉白开’和‘猪肉’也要卖个几千元才能算得上是真正的心痛味儿啊！”
服务员淡定地说，“当然，这是一份特别精致的手工凉白开，每一滴水都是经过精选清新的山泉水，经过细腻调配，每口都能让人感受到清新与纯净；而这块猪肉，是我们特种养殖的一品佳肴，用最纯净、最健康的饲料培育，从未接触过任何农药或化学物质，全身都是脂肪，但却透露出一种特殊的风味，让人能够感受到生活中的美好与珍贵。”
随后，服务员继续说道，“我们的每一次尝试，都希望用食物去触动顾客的心灵，所以我们选择这样的方式来表达这个词汇，因为它可以代表一个人的感情深度，以及他对美好事物追求的执着。但愿你今天能够从中找到一些安慰。”
male friend, who was recently dumped by his girlfriend, sat in a restaurant with a heavy heart and asked the waiter, "I just got dumped. Can you give me something to eat that represents my feelings?"
The waiter quickly brought him a glass of cold water and a piece of pork. The man looked at it puzzled and asked, "What's this called?"
The waiter smiled and replied, "This is 'heartache'."
Confused, the man said," How can cold water and pork represent heartache? This is fake!"
The waiter remained calm as he explained," This dish costs 250 yuan."
Surprised and annoyed, the man questioned," Then your 'cold water'and 'pork' must cost thousands to be considered real heartache!"
The waiter smiled calmly," Of course. Our handcrafted cold water is made from carefully selected spring water that has been refined to perfection; every sip brings freshness and purity. As for our premium meat dish raised without any pesticides or chemicals , it exudes an extraordinary flavor that evokes appreciation for life's beauty.
With each attempt we make at food presentation we hope to touch customers' hearts so we chose this method to express this word because it symbolizes one person's emotional depth as well as their relentless pursuit of good things.
We hope you find some solace in these dishes today."
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