众所周知，除了生日小丑和独角滑稽秀演员，最厉害的段子手就是各家的爸爸们。他们最擅长一词多用，妙语连珠。尽管他们这种喜剧风格并不是所有的人都钟爱，但对于一个不失时机的小笑话，任何人都会报以好感，哪怕是极少的一点好感。如果讲笑话的人讲完笑话又开始发出雷鸣般的傻笑，再加上一个经典的“枪”型手势，观众们更是控制不住要发笑了。来看看下面从全网搜集的最佳“爸爸笑话”。 [Photo/Pexels] 1. Today, my son asked me if I had a bookmark, and I burst into tears. Eleven years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and walked right.
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who?!
DAD: Uh, I can't remember...I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!!!!
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity; it's impossible to put down!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon; let me know how it turns out.
What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
10.My daughter screeched,"Daaaaaad,you haven't listened to one word i've said,haven't you!?What a strange way to start a conversation with me..
11.A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica and $3 in the Bahamas; these are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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So sorry Brian, one day he'll get it!
Brian我真为你难过，有一天他会明白的。
I love this one.
好喜欢这个笑话
Groan - nice one!
大笑不止——这个笑話真不錯！
This was so stupid that i actually laughed out loud.
这个笑話好蠢，我都笑出聲了。
If the kid wants to avoid arrest, he should go under cover
如果那孩子想逃避捕捉，他应该寻求掩护
You must obey gravity,it's the law
你不能违抗重力，這是自然法則。
What do you call someone with no body or nose?
Nobody knows.
Eggs still came first but for another reason.The first chicken had to come out of an egg as it would otherwise not be called that.The animal that laid it however does not necessarily had been called "chicken" (yet).
You got me.
戳中我的心弦。
Ha! Nice
不错
