众所周知，除了生日小丑和独角滑稽秀演员，最厉害的段子手就是各家的爸爸们。他们最擅长一词多用，妙语连珠。尽管他们这种喜剧风格并不是所有的人都钟爱，但对于一个不失时机的小笑话，任何人都会报以好感，哪怕是极少的一点好感。如果讲笑话的人讲完笑话又开始发出雷鸣般的傻笑，再加上一个经典的“枪”型手势，观众们更是控制不住要发笑了。来看看下面从全网搜集的最佳“爸爸笑话”。 [Photo/Pexels] 1. Today, my son asked me if I had a bookmark, and I burst into tears. He's already eleven years old and still doesn't know my name is Brian.
My wife was really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and walked right.
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who?!
DAD: Uh, I can't remember...I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife……
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity; it's impossible to put down!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon; I'll let you know later.
What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
My daughter screeched at me,"Daaaaaad,you haven't listened to one word i've said,haven't you!?What a strange way to start talking with me..
11.A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaicaand $3in the Bahamas.These are the "pie rates"ofthe Caribbean.
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So sorry Brian,someday he'll get it!
Brian我真为你难过，有一天他会明白。
I love this one.
Good joke
Groan - nice one!
This was so stupid that i actually laughed out loud.
If that kid wants to avoid arrest ,he should go undercover
You must obey gravity,it's law
What do you call deer without eyes ? No idea
Eggs came first but for another reason...
The least spoken language is sign language
Nice joke
Ha! Nice
