众所周知，除了生日小丑和独角滑稽秀演员，最厉害的段子手就是各家的爸爸们。他们最擅长一词多用，妙语连珠。尽管他们这种喜剧风格并不是所有的人都钟爱，但对于一个不失时机的小笑话，任何人都会报以好感，哪怕是极少的一点好感。如果讲笑话的人讲完笑话又开始发出雷鸣般的傻笑，再加上一个经典的“枪”型手势，观众们更是控制不住要发笑了。来看看下面从全网搜集的最佳“爸爸笑话”。 [Photo/Pexels] 1. Today, my son asked me if I had a bookmark, and I burst into tears. He's already eleven years old and still doesn't know my name is Brian.
网友评论： So sorry Brian, one day he'll get it! Brian我真为你难过，有一天他会明白的。
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
网友评论： I love this one. 好喜欢这个笑话
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who?!
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife……
网友评论： Groan - nice one! 大笑不止——这个笑話真不錯！
（注： WITHERSPOON与with a spoon谐音）
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
网友评论： This was so stupid that i actually laughed out loud. 这個幽默既蠢又讓我爆發大聲咯哈哈。
（注：Greece与greese谐音）
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
网友评论： If the kid wants to avoid arrest, he should go undercover ;)
（注：resisting a rest还可以理解为“拒绝休息”，undercover还可以理解成“躲在披盖下面”）
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
网友评论： You must obey gravity; it's the law 你不能违抗重力，这是自然法则。
7.What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
网友评论： What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
（注：“Nobody knows”与no body nose谐音；"No idea"与no eye deer谐音）
8.I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon; let me know how it turns out.
网友评论：
Eggs still came first but for another reason—the first chicken had to come from an egg as otherwise wouldn’t be called that—and not necessarily laid by another chicken (yet).
9.The least spoken language is sign language.
web user comment:
You got me 戳中我的心弦
10.My daughter screeched "Daaaaaad,you haven’t listened to one word i've said,havent'you!? What an unusual way for her start talking...
web user comment:
Nice One！这真的很有趣！
11.A slice of apple pie costs $2 in Jamaica or $3 in Bahamas—these are known as "pie rates" of Caribbean islands。
web user comment:
Ha Nice 不错
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